{"id":167804,"date":"2026-08-06T23:43:30","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T03:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/panm360.com\/?post_type=agenda&p=167804"},"modified":"2026-11-04T23:47:53","modified_gmt":"2026-11-05T04:47:53","slug":"coup-de-coeur-francophone-alphonse-bisaillon-jacker-un-pick-up-en-poesie-au-cafe-campus","status":"publish","type":"agenda","link":"https:\/\/panm360.com\/en\/agenda\/coup-de-coeur-francophone-alphonse-bisaillon-jacker-un-pick-up-en-poesie-au-cafe-campus\/","title":{"rendered":"Coup de c\u0153ur francophone :\u00a0Alphonse Bisaillon – Jacker un pick-up en po\u00e9sie au Caf\u00e9 Campus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Alphonse est un monstre, une diva, un b\u00e9b\u00e9 qui gazouille. Alphonse est un gorille qui joue avec une branche. Alphonse est le nouveau iPhone, un parasite c\u00e9r\u00e9bral. Il naquit d\u2019un po\u00e8me de Victor Hugo lov\u00e9 dans la voix de sa m\u00e8re. On lui offrit de l\u2019argent et des distinctions: Prix Mouffe, \u00c9toile Montante Stingray, prix Sirius XM, etc. pour qu\u2019il joue sa musique au Canada, en France et jusqu\u2019au plus profond des mers anciennes et des confins secrets de la Voie Lact\u00e9e.
L\u2019ann\u00e9e derni\u00e8re, il disparut en lui-m\u00eame pour \u00e9crire son premier album: \u00ab t.o.m. ou la trajectoire des pers\u00e9ides \u00bb et le voil\u00e0\u00a0d\u00e9sormais de retour, augment\u00e9, d\u00e9cupl\u00e9 par des prot\u00e9ines po\u00e9tiques nouvelles et des m\u00e9canismes bioniques qui lui permettront d\u2019amener la musique encore plus haut, encore plus loin, gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 la puissance de l\u2019amour, dans une deuxi\u00e8me saison \u00e9pique remplie de batailles contre les forces du mal! Et il va bien leur foutre une racl\u00e9e de mes deux \u00e0 ces amibes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Alphonse is a monster, a diva, a babbling baby. Alphonse is a gorilla playing with a branch. Alphonse is the new iPhone, a brain parasite. He was born from a poem by Victor Hugo nestled in his mother\u2019s voice. He was offered money and awards\u2014the Prix Mouffe, the Stingray Rising Star Award, the Sirius XM Award, and more\u2014so he could perform his music in Canada, France, and as far as the deepest ancient seas and the secret reaches of the Milky Way.
Last year, he withdrew into himself to write his first album: \u201ct.o.m. or the Trajectory of the Perseids,\u201d and now he\u2019s back, enhanced and tenfold more powerful thanks to new poetic proteins and bionic mechanisms that will allow him to take his music even higher, even farther, through the power of love, in an epic second season filled with battles against the forces of evil! And he\u2019s going to give those amoebas a real beating, I\u2019ll be damned if he doesn\u2019t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LES BILLETS POUR CET \u00c9V\u00c9NEMENT SONT \u00c9PUIS\u00c9S!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n